Use this generator, put in your name, and generate a slogan: [link]

1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
I've seen the future, and it's Jenny-shaped.
--Nice pep talk, self. ^^

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
The better way to start the Jenny.

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Jenny.

4. How would you answer a booty call?
It takes a tough man to make a tender Jenny.
--OHGODOHGOD XD Could I get a more perfect slogan for this?

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
Did somebody say Jenny?

6. To someone you dislike?
Make room for the Jenny.

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
It's a bit of a Jenny.

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
Where do you want Jenny to go today?

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
I'm a secret Jenny drinker.

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
Jenny, and on, and on...

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
Pardon me, but do you have any Gray Jenny?

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
The best Jenny under one roof.
-- Which is another way of saying me > you.

13. What are the best words to describe you?
Can you tell Jenny from butter?
--... Are you calling me fat? :C

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the name will be...
Hungry? Why wait? Grab a Jenny.

15. Your last words before you die...
Top breeders reccomend Jenny.

16. Your message to a special someone..
Sweet as the moment when the Jenny went 'op'

17. Title of this post will be..
If you've got the time, we've got the Jenny.

...What're you talking about? Of course this is more important than studying for that AP Lit test first thing tomorrow. Why do you ask?